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HEY GUUUUUUUYS


DID YOU, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT NEW BUDDHIST VACUUM CLEANER?



YEAH, IT COMES WITH NO ATTACHMENTS.


8D



8DDDDDDDDD


EH, EH?.


OKOK.



WHAT DID THE HINDU GURU SAY TO THE HOTDOG VENDOR?


'MAKE ME

ONE WITH EVERYTHING.'



8DDDDDDDDDDDDD


Additionally, Lego Buddha.


(not to be outdone)


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flyingrat42
Feb. 27th, 2010 02:20 pm (UTC)
BEST THING EVER
XD

The second joke doesn't end there, though!

The guru pays for the hotdog with a twenty, and the vendor hands him a hotdog, but no money. The guru says, "Where's my change?" The vendor smiles serenely and replies, "Change comes from within."

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I, I, I, I should listen to the broadcast

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;

Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool.
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